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Up On the Roof
“It wouldn’t be a good life without a challenge,” says Dave Anthony, who says he is “39, going on 15.” A friend was tearing down his house in Kent, Washington, so Anthony came over in his 4X4 GMC pickup to help. First, Anthony knocked down the garage — by ramming it with his truck. He was helped along by an 18-pack of beer which, he said, he was drinking “before, during and after” what happened next: “I just got a wild hair,” he said, and decided to drive his truck onto the roof. But the already partly-collapsed structure couldn’t handle it, and started to buckle. A local towing company brought the truck down safely, but Anthony stopped laughing when they handed him a bill for $695 and, when he couldn’t pay it, hauled his truck off to an impound yard. (Seattle Post Intelligencer) ...He may have stopped laughing then, but that’s when everyone else started.